Martin Amis (1949-2000? [not actual physical death, but the death of the soul]) is an English novelist. best-known for the novels Money (1984) and London Fields (1989). Some people believe that he is still alive, but others insist that his body and soul have disappeared and been replaced by a misshapen and wizened demon who resembles a hairless Capuchin monkey and is constantly obsessed with sex—which helps to explain why the substitution has gone practically unnoticed for so many years.
His last words: “The point about Karen and her being nine-feet-six inches was that I was then about five-foot-two (and had only another four inches to go). Everyone kept saying to me, 'You'll suddenly shoot up', and, after a while I kept saying to everyone, 'What's all this about me suddenly shooting up! She’s 9’6”—how can I not shoot up?’”Some minutes later he laid his face on her breasts, gasped for air (several times) and died.
Infamous Last Words: Martin Louis Amis (1949-2000?)
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