Gay Marriage: Is Beastiality like a Gateway Drug?

Here is a common religious objection to gay marriage:

"If same-sex marriage becomes legal, what’s to stop polygamous and polyamorous people — even dog lovers and who knows who else — from demanding marriage rights?"

I doubt that anything would stop them from demanding these rights — assuming these people are willing to be publicly identified as dog-fuckers. Hammond, Indiana, is the only place I know of where this stuff is considered okay. 

I recall that there was this kid who went to my high school in Arkansas — who got the nickname "Bird Dog" after he was caught masturbating a dog. Sounds a bit weird ... okay, a lot weird. Or maybe that story wasn't true at all. Yeah, it was probably just the usual redneck hazing of a fat kid.

On the other hand, I had a friend in High School who admitted that he often had sex with cows. He offered to show me how (I humbly declined). A few years later he got married, had several children, and did the whole nine yards of heterosexual marriage. Today he is a kindly & beloved grandfather.

I, on the other hand, have three children and no grandchildren. Maybe I made an unfortunate mistake that day back in 1968 when I declined his offer. Hard to say.

The cows were Black Angus—keep that in mind as you enjoy your next 100% all-meat Angus beef burger.